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Moist Bread

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2016 at 5:00PM

Jussipussi

Good news, virgins. Turns out Finnish grocery stores have exactly what you've been looking for.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Up In Here

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 29, 2016 at 10:00AM

drugs

This place always takes forever because the pharmacist is an anal-retentive jerk.

[via Izismile]

The Real Threat

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2015 at 1:00PM

TurboAnalISIS

We can't afford to sweat ISIS when Turbo Anal ISIS is headquartered on our own home soil.

[via Huge LOL]

It's All About Name Recognition

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 18, 2015 at 1:00PM

ISISTrucking

They've even managed to undercut the low, low prices of Al Qaeda Express.

[via Lad Bible]

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Roofalanche

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

Dude, Russia is trying so hard to kill you.

[via YouTube]

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