And he pinky swears not to take screenshots.
Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.
You've got some good genes in that family, Jill Carl. #Blessed
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Peter Parker wasn't really Spider-Man until his favorite dinner side was senselessly murdered.
Normally I run a background check before dropping the kids off at a new daycare, but I've got a good feeling about this one.