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We Have Lift-Off

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

It’s been a nonstop fun house since mom went out for cigarettes… six months ago.

[via Lol He He He]

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air mattress

brother

dad

family

grandpa

launch

uncle

This Is Fine, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

She puts the "whore" in "niece."

[via The Chive]

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bad

fail

gross

incest

niece

tat

tattoo

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Your Funny Uncle Is In Real Estate Development

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 14, 2013 at 10:00AM

If your name is "Dick" and you want pizza delivered here, good luck.

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boner

morning wood

pizza

real estate

sign

uncle

wood

Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

[via Acid Cow]

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birthday

cake

creep

creepy

fire

fire cake

hell

hellfire

old guy

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'Don't Worry, I Got This'

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Mom, Barkley's acting like Uncle Steve again."

[via Izismile]