NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 27
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Simply add the Unbaby.me extension here then refresh Facebook. And voila! All your friends' kids are gone.
Let's hope it also works on Ultrasound pics and every goddamn photo from a wedding.
[via The High Def]
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