Tosh.0 Blog

This Is What Showtime Looks Like

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 26, 2013 at 10:00AM


"So I keep having this reoccurring dream about Winnie-The-Pooh, Michelle Obama and Tyra Banks." – The only reasonable excuse for this paint job.

[via Break]

From Around the Web

This Is Very Awkward

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

The only thing you need to know here is that dude's hair is a weave.

[via Ratsoff!]

Word of the Day: Barsexual

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 1, 2010 at 10:00AM

At least she's not a barbacksexual. That's a straight girl that kisses bartenders to get faster service.

Or, heaven forbid, a bartsimpson. That's a straight girl that yells, "Eat my shorts!" on a frequent basis.

[via IHC]






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'Australia's Next Top Model' Announces Wrong Winner

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 28, 2010 at 3:00PM

Fair suck of the sav! I'm calling the bloke from Australia's Tosh.0 right now to tell him he's got a beaut of Web Redemption on his hands.

[via BuzzFeed]

Simple Steps To Create A Hit Reality Show

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 28, 2010 at 2:00PM

To create successful reality television, simply follow these steps:

  1. Combine premises of other shows (preferably ones involving fat people)
  2. Pitch to VH1
  3. Roll around in your piles of money

I am going to pitch a show where fat people from Jersey live in a large house on a deserted island with celebrity alcoholics.

Tyra Banks judges their manners while Dr. Drew judges their cooking. The winner of the show (male or female) gets to marry Tila Tequila.

It's going to be called American Idol.