When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
He’s super thankful for Siri.
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I give this tattoo 2 freakishly small thumbs up!
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