Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Skeletor learns to twerk with a bunch of hot girls. Having a nerdgasm, and also real orgasm.
- An annoying prank show host made Paris Hilton think her plane was crashing. Also made her the most likable she's been since infancy.
- Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea are feuding. Quit tweeting and pull some hair already.
- Companies are offering some pretty unusual benefits these days. Maybe getting a real job won't be so bad. Nah, it will be.
- There is now a "Keurig for cocktails". Hold my coffee, and my AA chip.
- Diddy fell off stage during the BET awards. Sources say he was carrying a kettlebell that just got too heavy.
- Look at some boobs. Let the stress of your Tuesday bounce away on them.