Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Ratchet Enough. "If yo bitch ain't did no prison time yo bitch ain't ratchet enough" is the greatest line of a chorus ever.
- A jam session outside of a grocery store. Simon Cowell would love it.
- Drinkable sunblock? I wonder if it mixes well with vodka…
- Demon child prank is SO SCARY. Damn.
- 10 tattoo cover ups. Cover up tats are always so large.
- Chickens vs a laser pointer. You know what happens.
- What's in the background? Oops.
- Sexy girls in sports bras gettin' their sweat on.
- A son scaring his dad compilation. Gonna give him a heart attack.
- And the first ever tweets of really famous athletes. Eloquent.
[video via YouTube]