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10 Quirky Coffins Because Death Is So Cute

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Generally, coffins are just things that stop bugs and worms from devouring our bodies (selfish, btw – you don't need it anymore). But some people seize the opportunity to make these post-mortem vessels one last statement/joke/confession.

To me, the ones below mostly just seem like a good way to blow some of that leftover money and piss your heirs off. Show full post

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 17, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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Workplace Harassment

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2016 at 11:00AM

I miss when Batman was campy and kind of a rapist.

[via Radass]

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100% Chance Of Chunks

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 3, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Take shelter, Aurora. You’re gonna be feeling the brunt of Tammy’s bean burrito and eight vodka shots any minute now.

[via Break]

Tough Sh*t, Dale

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Awesome. Dale’s gonna get paid for eight hours of uninterrupted porn and Youtube viewing.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Live TV Is A Hell Of A Drug

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 21, 2016 at 9:00PM

So that’s the secret ingredient to his famous chili recipe.

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