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Wise Words, Iago

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 7, 2014 at 2:00PM

Nice try, ladies. But Gilbert Gottfried and the rest of the world knows you tried to look hot as shit this morning 'cause you were gonna be on TV. Graduate degree or not, facts are facts.

[via Barstool]

He’s Hiding Something

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

I just added watching this man eat an ice cream cone to my bucket list.

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Wow You're Super Pretty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

He shoulda gone with, "Hey Girl, you're startin' a wildfire in my pants."

Obviously.

[via No Way Girl]

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A Dark Day For Disney

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

I assume it's because he's been walking around in public with no pants on for the last 75 years?

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I'm Sorry, What Were You Saying?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

Your very real hair was distracting me.

[via The Chive]

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Another Reason To Stay Anonymous

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 24, 2014 at 9:00PM

A courtroom drawing of the camel toe on the witness stand will be something to look forward to.

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