Calling it now. Flat wide butts will finally be a desired look.
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It's Friday the 13th. That probably means nothing to you unless you are a pre-teen at summer camp, which seems unlikely as it's winter. Still, in honor of this sacred day, we'd like to suggest some horror movie porn spoofs to amp up your weekend.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
No one will ever want you as much as Walter White wants those strawberries.
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Stephen A. Smith’s cue card guy seems to be on the wrong side of the camera.
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