Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A turtle who loves butt scratches. I mean who doesn't?
- Nadine Velazquez bikini pictures if you're into that sort of thing.
- 24 Vines that get better with each loop. Some gems in there.
- SurgeProtector is a new app that Uber is not going to be thrilled about.
- Seth Macfarlane singing at a bar. He has the best life.
- Burn your bras! They're stupid.
- Squatting on a squatter is very entertaining to me. Fuckin' Lynn.
- Selena Gomez being hot. Bye Felicia.
- And a waitress tricked dudes into paying $3,750 for a bottle of wine, is a bitch.