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You Never Forget Your First Kiss

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 29, 2014 at 9:00PM

Even more so when it involves pain, swelling and six stitches.

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This Wiggling Turtle Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

The only thing he sings in the shower is, "Jasonnn Deruloooo."

And don't forget to check out the otherĀ people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

Get A Room, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 10, 2014 at 10:00PM

Turtles are not slow about making the first move.

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Support The Turtles

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

This guy is so fully committed, he even makes this noise when he bangs.

[via Daily Garlic]

10 Hot Girls Making Ugly Faces

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 1, 2013 at 3:00PM

It's Friday, and we just thought we'd brighten your weekend with some pictures of smoking hot women. Just a heads up though, they're all making ridiculous faces. These ladies have a serious talent for facial contortion, like supermodel Brooklyn Decker pictured above, who probably doesn't realize that every man on the planet would still sleep with her even if her face was permanently stuck that way.

In any case, bravo ladies. Click below to see more busted beauties… Show full post