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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Just A Nibble

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 2, 2016 at 6:00PM

TurtleBite

Snapping turtles were the Flintstones-era piercing guns.

[via Pikabu]

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From Around the Web

Love You, Dad

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

He's eliminating all competition within the pack. Kid's a real Alpha.

[via Radass]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2015 at 5:00PM

TurtleDickToe

Michelangelo was my favorite Mutant Turtle Penis Ninja, too.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Tattoo Do]

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Man, I Love Being A Turtle

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 18, 2015 at 10:00PM

turtlebelly

Halloween isn’t for another two weeks but I think we just peaked.

[via Reddit]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: