Snapping turtles were the Flintstones-era piercing guns.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
He's eliminating all competition within the pack. Kid's a real Alpha.
Halloween isn’t for another two weeks but I think we just peaked.
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