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Turkey Conspiracy

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | July 28, 2009 at 3:00PM

I don't know what this guy is yelling, but  I'm going to guess.

He's planning on using this terrifying turkey army to overthrow the local government and eventually, the world. Turkeys aren't as dumb as you think guys.  And Thanksgiving is not that far away.  Put the two together and you've got yourself one hell of a conspiracy plot.

So it's either that, or the guy is just insane and thinks he's the king of the turkeys.  

Both seem pretty plausible.

[via UniqueDaily]

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