Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Will someone please feed this raccoon already? It's cute until she wises up and smashes the door with a bigger rock.
- Scientists fear sex robots could be the downfall of society. Thanks for the heads up, Professor Cockblock.
- You should be following the Babes w/ BBQ Instagram. It'll get your meat smoking.
- Florida man tries to get out of arrest by claiming he's Ashton Kutcher. Which actually just made the cops beat the shit out of him.
- Oscar Mayer's Sizzl is a dating app for bacon lovers. I see some greasy lovin' in my future.
- A retired cop claims he was paid to help fake Tupac's death. Turns out that guy in Straight Outta Compton who looked just like Tupac may have just been Tupac.
- Yoga pants are tight and that's okay.