We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
If you're really his friends you'll leave him in there for an hour and go get lunch. Also, guys are bad friends.
Those team building trust exercises are useless when you really need them.
Those earrings always get her out of jury duty.
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