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That’s Quite A Load

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 20, 2015 at 8:00PM

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As a precaution, women who are ovulating should stay at least 500 feet away from the truck.

[via Reddit]

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10 Items For People Who Love Balls

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Sometimes gift-giving can be a real struggle. Maybe the person has everything, maybe you don't have enough money, or maybe you don't even care about the gift/person that much. In any case, we've compiled a short list of go-to items for the ball lover in your life, because we know you don't have time to shop, you have TVing and internetting to do.

Hold on to your sacks and scroll through the rest of these gems. Show full post

Oh, I Didn't See You There

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 16, 2015 at 10:00AM

I'm with the truck driver, that plane came outta nowhere.

[via Echtlustig]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2015 at 1:00PM

One witness, an old banana peel, was quoted as saying, "It's people like this that give 'trash' a bad name."

[via HuffPo Weird]

Holy Mudrimony

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2015 at 5:00PM

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This wedding is proudly sponsored by Big Chet's Tire & Altar Emporium down on Route 6.

[via Izismile]

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