Trade in your skinny friends – they're useless.
Trucks are like bears; when they attack the best best move is laying perfectly still.
Hey Summer’s Eve, I believe I found your next social media campaign.
Life doesn't always go as planned. Stuff breaks, stuff is too expensive, or sometimes you just forget stuff. That's why I applaud all of those DIYers out there trying to make stuff better by themselves.
You guys are heroes. Or Idiots. Or maybe both. Show full post
Not the best advertisement for someone who wants to wield a chainsaw at my house.