Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.
At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.
"How'd you celebrate your divorce Gary?"
[via Cat's Mob]
Who's up for a refreshing bowl of tropical Selleck salad?
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[via Tattoo Do]
Guess which one flies around the house screaming "SLAYYYER!" all day?
If there's one thing girls want to see when they're getting oral, it's a pineapple.
Although I bet she'd be down with it.
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