If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
"How'd you celebrate your divorce Gary?"
[via Cat's Mob]
Who's up for a refreshing bowl of tropical Selleck salad?
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[via Tattoo Do]
Guess which one flies around the house screaming "SLAYYYER!" all day?
If there's one thing girls want to see when they're getting oral, it's a pineapple.
Although I bet she'd be down with it.
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