Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy rode his bike off a cliff, then got up and kept going. And I still haven't recovered from the sneeze that tweaked by back last week.
- Medical marijuana for pets is a thing now. Looks like Scooby-Doo's hard fought campaign to "Regarize It" has finally paid off.
- Colin Kaepernick's pass hit a trainer in the face. I'd be a lot more surprised if it hit a receiver in the hands.
- Baltimore woman gives birth to incredibly rare identical triplets. Father sets world-record for longest sigh of relief when he sees they aren't girls.
- 5 ways drinking beer makes men better in bed. What girl doesn't like that "angry dad" smell?
- Tinder for threesomes exists. Whatever happened to spending your entire life chasing the elusive threesome like they did in my day?
- The force is strong with these Star Wars tattoos. Overcommitted, you have.
- Here are a bunch of girls with freckles. Also, they're not wearing much. So that's nice.