Likes: Bones and Balancing. Dislikes: Hoes and vacuums.
That’s how I pay for my check at restaurants if I’ve received bad service.
Petey has learned to sit, roll over, shake hands and shoot an intruder from 50 yards away.
I'm down for any "physics experiment" that calls for two shirtless boys in jean shorts.
[via Daily Garlic]
You know, I’ve always suspected we were controlled by small Japanese girls but didn’t want to say anything in fear of being sent away to a psych ward.