Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
That woman is obviously going to live out her golden years in a shitty nursing home.
I’m no baby mind-reader, but I’m sure he’s thinking, “Holy shit. What have I gotten myself into?”
[via Joanne Casey]
He just made a screensaver with his bare hands, y’all.
[via Fail Blog]