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    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    How could a grown man's obsession with high school kids end badly?

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Say What?

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 21, 2016 at 8:00PM

bewaredeer

Once Poussey got out of prison she realized life on the outside is also pretty fucked up.

[via Bits and Pieces]

From Around the Web

10 People Who Tried And Failed To Be Sexy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 11, 2015 at 3:00PM

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People like Giselle and Karlie Kloss get paid the big bucks because being sexy ain't easy. I'm impressed by anyone who can say, "I want to rub melted candle wax all over your hot, naked body" with just their eyes. I can't even say hi with mine.

Let's check in with some other people who just can't quite nail the whole "sexy" thing.  Show full post

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pour

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trees

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water

you're gross

This Seems Perfectly Safe

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 10:00AM

safetywoodchipper

“I’ll be fine, you guys. It’s a wood chipper not a leg chipper.”

[via Idiod]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 27, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Lonely Lumberjack

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

LogLover

He's about to get all that good wood.

[via Izismile]

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