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This Seems Perfectly Safe

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 10:00AM

safetywoodchipper

“I’ll be fine, you guys. It’s a wood chipper not a leg chipper.”

[via Idiod]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 27, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Lonely Lumberjack

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

He's about to get all that good wood.

[via Izismile]

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Get To Da Chippa!

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

He doesn’t have a single issue climbing into a wood chipper but won’t drink milk one day past the best by date.

[via Izismile]

From Here, You Can See Everything

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

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He's nuts for nature.

[via The Chive]