He dodged it but the cameraman died from a nicked artery.
"Whoops! Were you guys just about to have super-rare panda sex? That's my bad."
She’s definitely convinced that she is making out with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy.
[via The Chive]
Going to have to cut down a perfectly fine tree so my asshole neighbor can’t drop in any time I have a cookout.
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