• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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How To Make An Entrance

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 17, 2016 at 12:00PM

Going to have to cut down a perfectly fine tree so my asshole neighbor can’t drop in any time I have a cookout.

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10 People Who Should Stop Drinking

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 16, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's Friday, so here's a little PSA to remind you not to make an ass of yourself this weekend. At least not with alcohol, we're sure you can find another way to do it.

Just in case you're more of a visual learner – check out nine more party fails below.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 1, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Going Out On A Limb

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 25, 2016 at 4:00PM

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You should have to take an IQ test to operate a chainsaw.

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Party At The Precinct

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2016 at 11:00AM

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After a confiscation like this you can expect their daily donut intake to skyrocket.

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