It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
A ninja needs not your residence. He is both everywhere and nowhere at once.
[via The Chive]
Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.
It's not just you, Tree. Your boys Rock, Stump, Log and Old Tire have been blowing up Twitter in anticipation of the premiere of "People Pleaser," this Sunday on Comedy Central!
Thanks to the Internet, this kid can see the exact moment his trust issues began.