• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Strange Ride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Some of these pics are funny but this one is bit of ostrich.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Anthony G.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Mohd Rasfan/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Strange Ride

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 19, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Try this if you've always wondered what it's like to be Uma Thurman.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Mohd Rasfan/Stringer/Getty Images]

Midnight Train To Gotham

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | September 15, 2016 at 11:00PM

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Hold on, you're telling me Dejected Batman comes with his own Metro Pass?!?

[via The Chive]

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Completely Out Of F*cks

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 22, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Southwest allows you to pick any seat on the plane to sit and any spot on the floor to pass out.

[via Imgur]

Aggressive Crowd

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 12, 2016 at 4:00PM

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They really are the cutest way to spread disease.

[via Radass]

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