• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Good For You?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 1, 2016 at 5:00PM

WirSuchen

German is such an elegant language.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Harsh Translation

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2016 at 5:00PM

FVegetables

This sign should hang over every grocery store meat department.

[via Bro My God]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 9, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

I Am Brave Like Pinecone But Mouth Is Pinto Bean

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

Honestly if you don't want me to treat you like a potato, you shouldn't walk around wrapped in tin foil.

Also: are you secretly the Bad Lip Reading guy?

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Oh, You KNOW I'll Be There

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2013 at 10:00AM

Churros, ferris wheel rides and Madonna!

[via Chairman LOL]

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