When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
German is such an elegant language.
This sign should hang over every grocery store meat department.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Honestly if you don't want me to treat you like a potato, you shouldn't walk around wrapped in tin foil.
Also: are you secretly the Bad Lip Reading guy?
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Churros, ferris wheel rides and Madonna!
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