Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
German is such an elegant language.
This sign should hang over every grocery store meat department.
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Honestly if you don't want me to treat you like a potato, you shouldn't walk around wrapped in tin foil.
Also: are you secretly the Bad Lip Reading guy?
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Churros, ferris wheel rides and Madonna!
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