This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
She smells like a winner.
Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.
German is such an elegant language.
This sign should hang over every grocery store meat department.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Honestly if you don't want me to treat you like a potato, you shouldn't walk around wrapped in tin foil.
Also: are you secretly the Bad Lip Reading guy?
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Churros, ferris wheel rides and Madonna!
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