Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch people dunk on a speeding train. The internet has officially brought all my best high ideas to life.
- Questions we all have about Apple's wireless earbuds. Like what do I do when my cat swallows one?
- Most of the fish you order at restaurants is not what you think it is. An alarming amount of it is human baby.
- The Mets signed Tim Tebow to a minor league deal. Mostly just to get on Jesus' good side.
- The best Happy Meal toys of the 80's. I got one of those Super Mario toys stuck inside me. I won't say which hole.
- Sometimes there's a giant snake on your car. It's called the "Arkansas Hello."
- Thursdays have the biggest boobs of all.