You can't argue with these results.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.
"Okay fellas, let's go over the plan again. The stick figure is my ex-wife…"
He stopped bringing his rifle after taking out a civilian that surprised him in the locker room.
[via TC Mag]
Modern basic training is mostly running around with Milk-Bones stuffed down your pants.