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3:10 To Wonderland

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2015 at 4:00PM

TrainHatter

Legally, you're not even allowed to set foot in Brooklyn unless you're dressed like this.

[via Thumb Press]

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One For The Road

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2015 at 10:00AM

CommuterDildo

I can't judge. I keep one in my earthquake preparedness kit.

[via Acid Cow]

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Scuba Training

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2015 at 3:00PM

ScubaSubway

An independent breathing apparatus is the only way to protect yourself from toxic subway B.O.

[via Twitter]

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Train Always Wins

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 29, 2015 at 9:00PM

When you’re about to end it all then suddenly realize there’s a new Star Wars filming coming out in December.

[via The Daily Touch]

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Subway Shortcoming

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 11:00AM

See what happens when you step over the yellow line? A collapsed lung and four broken ribs.

[via YouTube]

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