He has a superhuman ability to make those panties drop.
[via Cat Dumb]
Seems like a fire hazard, but really if these assholes get stuck in there no one will mind.
[via The Chive]
"Okay fellas, let's go over the plan again. The stick figure is my ex-wife…"
However like all my relationships, it will sour after two weeks.
[via Meme Whore]