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Meals On Rails

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 24, 2016 at 4:00PM

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I didn't know you could order a tossed salad on the train.

[via UberHumor]

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Off The Rails

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 11:00AM

TrainBuddies

Just looking for a bro to get naked, stomp trains, touch my peen and take home some fake seafood. Don't make this weird.

[via Funny Junk]

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News In Real Time

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 9, 2016 at 10:00AM

maniac

Only a true maniac would voluntarily put his face at butt/crotch-level on the subway.

[via Izismile]

Spidey Sax

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2016 at 5:00PM

SpideySax

He has a superhuman ability to make those panties drop.

[via Cat Dumb]

Party Train

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 7, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Seems like a fire hazard, but really if these assholes get stuck in there no one will mind.

[via The Chive]

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