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Scuba Training

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2015 at 3:00PM

ScubaSubway

An independent breathing apparatus is the only way to protect yourself from toxic subway B.O.

[via Twitter]

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From Around the Web

Train Always Wins

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 29, 2015 at 9:00PM

When you’re about to end it all then suddenly realize there’s a new Star Wars filming coming out in December.

[via The Daily Touch]

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chicken

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Subway Shortcoming

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 11:00AM

See what happens when you step over the yellow line? A collapsed lung and four broken ribs.

[via YouTube]

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Railroaded

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 26, 2015 at 1:00PM

All aboard the 3:57 to brain damage.

[via Catsmob]

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Get On The F Train

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 3:00PM

SubwayCrack

"I'm gonna need you to get up, sweetheart. Our stop is next and my legs are asleep."

[via Izismile]

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