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Please Don’t Slide And Drive

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 13, 2015 at 8:00PM

Gonna be extremely disappointed if Vin Diesel doesn’t attempt this stunt in the next Fast & Furious film.

[via Reddit]

Look At Our Snow Dick, Everybody

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 9, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Tragically it met its demise when it didn’t make the clearance at the McDonald’s drive-thru.

[via Rad Ass]

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Get A Room, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

How pissed are they going to be to find fresh stains on their new mattress?

[via I Raffiruse]

Expert Diver

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 8, 2015 at 8:00PM

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And ladies, he can stay down there for an hour before his tank runs out of oxygen.

[via Izismile]

Go And Brush Your Shoulders Off

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 14, 2014 at 9:00PM

Before you do anything else (that’s including cleaning shit out of your pants) go buy a lottery ticket.

[via Jonno Vs. The Internet]

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