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Just A Theory

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 27, 2015 at 8:00PM

wetdreamvan

Now that I think about it, I haven’t had one since I became agnostic.

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That’s Quite A Load

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 20, 2015 at 8:00PM

nitrosemen

As a precaution, women who are ovulating should stay at least 500 feet away from the truck.

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We’re All Really Happy For You

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 14, 2015 at 6:00PM

justhadsex

It’s tough being single on Valentine’s Day. It’s even tougher when a construction sign is getting laid.

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Running Late

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 12, 2015 at 11:00PM

backtothefuture

How are you ever going to get up to 88 miles per hour in that traffic?

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That’ll Show Em’

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 4, 2015 at 8:00PM

Should have known better than to mess with a Chevy Karma.

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