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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Young Entrepreneur

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2016 at 4:00PM

methlab

It’s gonna make way more money than some dumb lemonade stand.

[via Acid Cow]

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Off The Rails

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 11:00AM

TrainBuddies

Just looking for a bro to get naked, stomp trains, touch my peen and take home some fake seafood. Don't make this weird.

[via Funny Junk]

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Sex Shop Etiquette

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 3, 2016 at 3:00PM

DildoFight

Yeah, but if we don't dildo-fight how will I know if this thing can take a pounding?

[via Dump A Day]

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Great Idea, Walmart

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 15, 2016 at 8:00PM

The next phase of Walmart’s self destruction plan includes a Slip’N Slide in the condiments aisle and live tigers roaming the pharmacy.

[via Vine]

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Everyone’s Gotta Have A Hobby

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 14, 2016 at 8:00PM

dildocollector

Get ready, lone green dildo. St. Patrick’s Day is only a few days away.

[via Reddit]

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