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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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They’re Ready For Step Three

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

I’m sorry but the Ninja Turtles should have their dick in a pizza box.

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Knocked Her Block Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

I have to say, the Lego Movie went way darker than I thought it would.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Time To Get Organized

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's great because  you can really SEE everything you shove up your vagina.

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