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Get Your Blocks Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 13, 2015 at 6:00PM

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Most of the S&M scenes from the Lego Movie were left on the cutting room floor.

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These Metalheads Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 13, 2015 at 12:00PM

Rockstars do it in the pink.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Subtle Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 5, 2015 at 11:00AM

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I've seen SWAT teams break down doors with less.

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Tatted Claus

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 9, 2014 at 8:00PM

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Hey kids, remember to leave jolly old Saint Nick a shot of whiskey and pack of Marlboro reds by the tree on Christmas Eve.

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No Hammer Of Thor?

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2014 at 5:00PM

The green one grows if you yell at it.

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