Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This PA town is super bummed about Dunkin Donuts burning down. I just want a classy place to meet with my lawyers.
- This old guy really enjoyed Katy Perry at the DNC. You can actually hear him getting hard.
- Pokemon sex toys are a thing now. Gotta shove 'em all inside you!
- Guy wins the lotto, becomes a meth dealer. Do what you love.
- Bill Clinton likes balloons. At this point he's basically an old, lovable dog.
- Cockroach milk is the next superfood. It does a body gross.
- Fridays are for underboob.