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They’re Ready For Step Three

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

I’m sorry but the Ninja Turtles should have their dick in a pizza box.

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Knocked Her Block Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

I have to say, the Lego Movie went way darker than I thought it would.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Time To Get Organized

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's great because  you can really SEE everything you shove up your vagina.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 10, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

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Colorful Torture Room

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 4, 2013 at 10:00PM

Training for the Sadism Games is going well.

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