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Tatted Claus

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 9, 2014 at 8:00PM

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Hey kids, remember to leave jolly old Saint Nick a shot of whiskey and pack of Marlboro reds by the tree on Christmas Eve.

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No Hammer Of Thor?

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2014 at 5:00PM

The green one grows if you yell at it.

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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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They’re Ready For Step Three

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 1, 2014 at 8:00PM

I’m sorry but the Ninja Turtles should have their dick in a pizza box.

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