Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This drunk guy's friends dressed him up as Toy Story's Andy. Never let alcohol poisoning ruin a perfectly fine holiday.
- An asteroid almost hit Earth this weekend. But it saw how close Trump was to winning the presidency and figured we'd destroy ourselves soon enough.
- These kids crushed Halloween. I miss my parents doing everything for me.
- A lab is making diamonds out of human ashes. Maybe my parents will do this one last thing for me and become diamonds.
- Here are the best cases for iPhone 7. Buy more things for the expensive thing you bought.
- Tug all that icky Tuesday off.