Toy Story 4 is going to get weird.
Upon hearing this news, Woody frantically tries to remember if he had any pie over the holidays.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
He sold his dignity to an undersea sorceress for a sweet pair of leggings.
Judge all you want, but when was the last time you enjoyed anything this much.