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Jurassic Terrarium

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 2, 2015 at 2:00PM

dino

If you think this is cute, you should see how adorable mini Chris Pratt is.

[via Bro My God]

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From Around the Web

Private Handler

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 11:00AM

ArmyMan

With the enemy closing in, he's hoping to complete one last mission.

[via Kaotic]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2015 at 1:00PM

VibratorBombNews

"Put the money in the bag or I'll satisfy you in a way your husband never could!"

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Deadly Weapons

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

DildoWarrior

His favorite Ninja Turtle is Dong-atello.

[via VK]

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Can All Of Them Squirt?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 28, 2015 at 4:00PM

squirt

At least they're representing multiracial labias.

[via TC Mag]