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Souvenir Snatch

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's no safer place to keep your money and passport than in a discreet stuffed kangaroo vagina.

[via Facebook]

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fĂștbol

graphic

purse

soccer

toy

vagina

world cup

zipper

Everybody Wants To Know

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

You're talking about your Barbie, right?

[via I am Bored]

Baby Face

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 13, 2014 at 5:00PM

This year's hottest doll is "Sally Come At Me, Bro."

[via Droll Nation]

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aggressive

baby

confrontational

doll

face

scary

toy

try me

Spidey Needs A Few Moments To Himself

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 12, 2014 at 8:00PM

More like stroking hazard. Am I right?

[via The Chive]

My Little Crippling Depression

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's like the toy is somehow aware it's a cheap knockoff with ridiculously thin hair.

[via LOL Snaps]

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depressed

horse

kids

miserable

my little pony

pony

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