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Who Wants A Pumpkin Ride?

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 1:00PM

Probably should have sanded the stem down first.

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Quite A Collection

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

When the power goes out it takes him at least an hour to find the actual flashlight.

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Home Deviants Network

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's the perfect gift for that family member you know is secretly an absolute monster.

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Sex

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He Must Be A New Carebear

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

Either that or my college boyfriend turned into a plush toy.

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Life Is A Cruel Bitch

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

We're all just short-armed, snub-nosed, hopeless schmucks forever reaching for the elusive tennis ball of happiness.

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