Dream all you want, you know who you're ending the night with.
I’m picking up delicious notes of red berries, fresh mint, black pepper, and just a hint of ass.
Bill, I'm going to need six C batteries and no visitors for the next two hours.
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Talk about dolls setting unrealistic body standards, that thing's like a third thigh.