When master bait and masturbate collide.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"One day you'll be big and overpriced and you'll have your very own douchebag to drive around."
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Does this mean that Kevin Spacey will be in the Frozen sequel?
He is so going to get bullied by the other owls when he's released into nature.