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Blowup Stowaway

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 1:00PM

If the point here is to air-dry her, she should really be strapped to the front.

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This Toy Trumpet Player Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

I assume little baby Tiesto used to do the same thing.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Souvenir Snatch

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's no safer place to keep your money and passport than in a discreet stuffed kangaroo vagina.

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Everybody Wants To Know

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

You're talking about your Barbie, right?

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Baby Face

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 13, 2014 at 5:00PM

This year's hottest doll is "Sally Come At Me, Bro."

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