Without a nose in the way this thing can really take it deep.
And the locals are free to judge the shit out of you for it.
"I know smashing his phone and throwing poo at him will just reinforce negative stereotypes, but… I think I'm gonna smash his phone and throw poo at him." — That monkey
An Eiffel Tower engagement is so cliché. If you really want to surprise her, do it in front of a gigantic butt plug.