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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Monkeying Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 12:00PM

Monkeys Perform In Shenyang

Chimp my ride.

We received a lot really bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We had to pick one so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Ficcardi.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Monkeying Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 16, 2016 at 4:00PM

Monkeys Perform In Shenyang

I vow to bring justice upon the shaman who turned my father into this monkey.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Sphinx Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 22, 2016 at 2:00PM

SphinxJob

Without a nose in the way this thing can really take it deep.

[via Imgur]

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Free To Be Me

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2015 at 2:00PM

liberty

And the locals are free to judge the shit out of you for it.

[via Izismile]

Jaded Wildlife

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 3:00PM

AnnoyedMonkey

"I know smashing his phone and throwing poo at him will just reinforce negative stereotypes, but… I think I'm gonna smash his phone and throw poo at him." — That monkey

[via Catsmob]

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