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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Monkey Mount

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 22, 2016 at 11:00AM

Tourists beware: Local wildlife may try to steal food and/or fuck on your head.

[via Imgur]

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From Around the Web

Dirty Dad Jokes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

vag

You notice so many new things when you look at old family vacation photos.

[via Izismile]

Aggressive Crowd

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 12, 2016 at 4:00PM

monk

They really are the cutest way to spread disease.

[via Radass]

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American Tourists Abroad

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 20, 2016 at 1:00PM

AmericanTourists

"What the hell do you mean you don't have Golden Corral?"

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Monkeying Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 20, 2016 at 10:00AM

butt

The profession of proctology can actually be found in a wide variety of species.

[via Izismile]

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