Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This puppy farts himself awake. That's how I wake up every single morning.
- Astronomers' discovery might predict our planet's demise. Mondays are bad enough without your bullshit, science.
- World Health organization categorizes bacon as cancer causing. What the hell did I just say, science?!
- Holograms of Andy Kaufman and Redd Foxx are going on tour. Can't wait to see a woman try to wrestle a hologram.
- The LA Kings' broadcaster made an accidental dick joke and realized it immediately. The cringe is so instantaneous.
- The LAPD is outfitting every officer with body cams. They'll offer their best unwarranted beatings as limited run Pay-Per-Views.
- It's Monday, free your boobs from their fabric prisons!