Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The worst mom ever. Seriously she sucks.
- A video tour of Michael Jordan's mansion. I guess I would live there.
- "Chinese Food" girl now has "ABCDEFG." The video is very pedophile-y.
- Glow in the dark ice cream that'll only set you back $225 per scoop.
- 25 wealthiest people on the planet. I should expand my birdhouse business.
- How to take care of a baby. Good dog.
- Hump day! My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
- A bunch of planets probably have life on them. Seems kind of obvious to me, but I'm not religious.
- You saved the ball! And then scored on yourself. Well done.
- 19 gross but scientifically accurate cakes. First time I haven't salivated looking at cake.
- And a guy shot his friend because they were Big Foot hunting. Of course they were.
[video via Barstool]