• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Target Acquired

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2016 at 2:00PM

SwanPoke

A gondola tour of the canal is the height of romance, until your husband is forcefully entered by a swan.

[via Brain Parking]

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From Around the Web

Tippy Top Tours

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 31, 2016 at 2:00PM

us

I don't blame him. Have you ever smelled bus people?

[via Imgur]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 26, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Typical God

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 5:00PM

GodCancelled

How many millennia can he be a no-show before we stop buying tickets?

[via Anti Depresivo]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: