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This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
This miserable bastard has 155 years of blue balls built up.
[via The Chive]
Ann just had to buy that sky diving adventure off Groupon.
Live by the Bro Code, die by the Bro Code.
He got bored waiting around for his family to die, so he’s going to fill them with his favorite deceased characters from The Walking Dead.
[via Lol He He He]
Her deceased husband was always a voyeur.
[via Drug Rug]
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