This miserable bastard has 155 years of blue balls built up.
[via The Chive]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
He got bored waiting around for his family to die, so he’s going to fill them with his favorite deceased characters from The Walking Dead.
[via Lol He He He]