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Spit Shined

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 27, 2015 at 2:00PM

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This miserable bastard has 155 years of blue balls built up.

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

Dale’s Last Words

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 21, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Ann just had to buy that sky diving adventure off Groupon.

[via Break]

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Douches Die Too

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Live by the Bro Code, die by the Bro Code.

[via Echtlustig]

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Who’s Next?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 13, 2014 at 9:00PM

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He got bored waiting around for his family to die, so he’s going to fill them with his favorite deceased characters from The Walking Dead.

[via Lol He He He]

It's A Halloween Tradition

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 23, 2013 at 8:00PM

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Her deceased husband was always a voyeur.

[via Drug Rug]

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