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Paying The Consequences

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

Oh, and that expensive wine glass you knocked off the counter is coming out of your allowance.

[via Reddit]

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DIYucky

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 25, 2016 at 4:00PM

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When you have a delicate b-hole, handmade toilet paper is worth any expense.

[via TC Mag]

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Munchies

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2016 at 2:00PM

And this is why you shouldn’t let the family dog raise your child.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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Always Be Prepared

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2016 at 11:00AM

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When you've got mobile TP the whole world is your shitter.

[via Acid Cow]

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Sorry Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

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It’s cute that mom thinks that getting a girlfriend will stop his frequent masturbation.

[via The Chive]