• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Munchies

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2016 at 2:00PM

And this is why you shouldn’t let the family dog raise your child.

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From Around the Web

Always Be Prepared

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2016 at 11:00AM

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When you've got mobile TP the whole world is your shitter.

[via Acid Cow]

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Sorry Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

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It’s cute that mom thinks that getting a girlfriend will stop his frequent masturbation.

[via The Chive]

10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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Contaminating Critter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 17, 2016 at 4:00PM

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It's fine, I'm sure they don't carry any diseases that can be transmitted through the anus.

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