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    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

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Always Be Prepared

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2016 at 11:00AM

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When you've got mobile TP the whole world is your shitter.

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

Sorry Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

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It’s cute that mom thinks that getting a girlfriend will stop his frequent masturbation.

[via The Chive]

10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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Contaminating Critter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 17, 2016 at 4:00PM

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It's fine, I'm sure they don't carry any diseases that can be transmitted through the anus.

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10 V-Day Fails To Make You Glad You're Alone

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's that time of year again, where every shop is selling chocolates, jewelry stores are trying to force you into commitment, and all of the restaurants are prix fixe – just to remind you that you have no choices and you are stuck.

Here are a few people who managed to make V-Day even lamer with choices that were worse than actually getting VD.   Show full post