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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Sorry Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

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It’s cute that mom thinks that getting a girlfriend will stop his frequent masturbation.

[via The Chive]

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10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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Contaminating Critter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 17, 2016 at 4:00PM

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It's fine, I'm sure they don't carry any diseases that can be transmitted through the anus.

[via AcidCow]

10 V-Day Fails To Make You Glad You're Alone

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's that time of year again, where every shop is selling chocolates, jewelry stores are trying to force you into commitment, and all of the restaurants are prix fixe – just to remind you that you have no choices and you are stuck.

Here are a few people who managed to make V-Day even lamer with choices that were worse than actually getting VD.   Show full post

Out of toilet paper?

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2016 at 10:00PM

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There’s an app for that.

[via Reddit]