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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

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For me, every trip to the bathroom is a battle with a giant snake… hiyoooo!

[via HuffPo Weird]

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From Around the Web

10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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AbraCRAPdabra

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 19, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Thanks to JK Rowling and her toilet network, their entire house is an E.coli hazard.

[via TC Mag]

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Toilet Treasures

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 10, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The dildos were fine because really, all of their hidey holes are disgusting.

[via Imgur]

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Work With What Ya Got

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 5, 2016 at 12:00PM

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If you think those dreads can't get any worse, wait until he tries to maneuver them around in that cramped porta potty.

[via Jovia]

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