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10 Very Good Reasons To Use Protection

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 12, 2015 at 3:00PM

"When are you going to have kids?" As soon as you start having steady sex with the same person, everyone will ask you this. Can't we just have sex for fun without you bringing up children!? I've seen enough of the internet to know kids are hellions.

So keep reading for your answer, mom/grandma/neighbor/lady at the coffeeshop. Show full post

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From Around the Web

Improper Etiquette

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 11, 2015 at 5:00PM

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"Better break out the mud wedge. That burrito I had at the turn is not sitting right."

[via Visual News]

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You Must Be This Short To Poop

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 11, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Maybe it's a bathroom for leprechauns. Spread out and look for gold!

[via Archi Engineering]

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This Is How You Get Hemorrhoids

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 10, 2015 at 4:00PM

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I can't think of a more fun way to engorge your anal veins to the point of bleeding.

[via Brainblog]

Toilet Tower

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 8, 2015 at 12:00PM

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I get it, you have a Costco card. Enough with the showing off.

[via TC Mag]

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