• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Fit For A King

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 20, 2016 at 2:00PM

throne

I haven't been this embarrassed for a rich person since Corey Feldman's Today Show appearance.

[via Uber Humor]

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From Around the Web

Well This Is Terrifying

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 8:00PM

creepytoilet

How am I supposed to pee or poo if they’re both too scared to leave my body?

[via Imgur]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Squeeze Out A Tune

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 3:00PM

BathroomPiano

I've always found a shit goes easier when accompanied by a little Chopin.

[via Pikabu]

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Pawns And Poops

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 13, 2016 at 8:00PM

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This gives me a great idea for the next family game night.

[via Idiod]

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