“Everyone just chill. I got air freshener.”
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Wait, the Halloween tradition is toilet papering the trees? Well my face is red.
And bonus, it’s a pool you don’t have to feel bad about peeing in.
Could be worse. If she'd fallen the other way, she'd be drowning right now.
[via Matus Fun]
"Good luck in there, I just dropped some heat that's been brewin' since 1600 B.C."
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