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Drunken Droid

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

He should've never tried to go drink for drink with Chewy. Dude's like 7'5".

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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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I'll Just Hold It. Forever.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

I guess snake is a lot like corn. Comes out the way it goes in.

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How Dare You

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 3, 2014 at 6:00PM

Playing Plants vs. Zombies on the toilet is usually (always) the best part of my day.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: You're Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

You're Crap

Tryouts to be the new host on The View.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Brian Behan.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Yoru Tamanaka/Staff/Getty Images]