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Toilet For Two

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

You know what they say about a couple who poops together? That they’re disgusting and are obviously made for each other.

[via No Way Girl]

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Drunken Droid

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

He should've never tried to go drink for drink with Chewy. Dude's like 7'5".

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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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I'll Just Hold It. Forever.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

I guess snake is a lot like corn. Comes out the way it goes in.

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How Dare You

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 3, 2014 at 6:00PM

Playing Plants vs. Zombies on the toilet is usually (always) the best part of my day.

[via The Chive]