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Lock It Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 23, 2016 at 10:00PM

lockitup

Which lock should I use if I’m sitting on the toilet browsing Twitter to avoid work?

[via Pleated Jeans]

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AmphiBM

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 21, 2016 at 6:00PM

FrogToilet

I wouldn't worry about that gypsy curse. I'm sure you're shitting live frogs for a totally unrelated reason.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Intimate Venue

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2016 at 8:00PM

rockshow

He’s constipated so prepare for an intense solo.

[via Reddit]

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Very Inopportune Poop

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 7, 2016 at 2:00PM

vip

No one important has ever shit in a porta-potty.

[via TC Mag]

Buckle Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 3, 2016 at 10:00AM

tacos

Taco Bell has heard your concerns, and it looks like they're listening.

[via No Way Girl]