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Impressive Output

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

Based on simple math, your child was 90% puke right before this happened.

[via Izismile]

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Young Gunner

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's nothing quite like the joy of a child whose ten-day waiting period is finally up.

[via Oddersite]

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firearms

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gun

gun laws

guns

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weapon

Such Is Life, Kid

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just because you're still shitting your pants doesn't mean it's too early to learn that the world will knock you on your ass.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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ball

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globe

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kick

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The Korean Baby Shuffle

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 2, 2014 at 6:00PM

Your brother lacks discipline and enthusiasm. Time to drop the dead weight and go solo!

[via YouTube]

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baby

dance

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Korea

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He's Not Proud Of What Happened Here

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 9, 2014 at 9:00PM

A single powdered doughnut in the hands of a toddler is a hell of a thing.

[via Imgur]