This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
Guess they'll, ahem, Sav-Mor Laffs. Get it?? Hi I'm Todd I'm here all week try the PBR.
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She's got no parents AND a butt for a face. It's actually the exact same plot as Annie.
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