• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Nice Warm Drink

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 1, 2016 at 10:00AM

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The only weird thing about this is that monster isn't eating those delicious O's.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Spaghetti Delivery

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 26, 2016 at 5:00PM

SpaghettiToGo

I'm glad the local Italian joint stopped using harmful styrofoam containers, but there has to be a better way…

[via VK]

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You've Got To Carbo-Load

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

RoadPizza

When you hit day 6 of the Tour de France, you're gonna be glad you brought that road pizza.

[via Extreme Avenue]

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bicycle

bike

carbs

pizza

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Sushi To-Go

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 12, 2014 at 12:00PM

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If there's one food that's great after hours in the sun, it's raw fish.

[via The Chive]

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bike

clothes

costume

good

outfit

salmon

salmon sushi

sushi

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One Stop Shopping

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 2, 2013 at 8:00PM

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The only place you can take great pride in "super-sizing" your to-go order.

[via Imgur]

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condoms

massage

Sex

shopping

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to-go