"Hold up, lemme just check… Yup, still gross."
[via The Chive]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."
Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.
Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.
You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.
They don't really say that.
[via Video Gum]