"Hold up, lemme just check… Yup, still gross."
[via The Chive]
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."
Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.
Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.
You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.
They don't really say that.
[via Video Gum]