"Hold up, lemme just check… Yup, still gross."
[via The Chive]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."
Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.
Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.
You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.
They don't really say that.
[via Video Gum]