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Guy Pays $750/Month for 78-Square-Foot Apartment

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2011 at 1:00PM

Whatever. I used to live in a 2-square-foot apartment. Every time I got an erection I had to open the door.

But as a New Yorker, let me explain what's going on here: This guy is scared as shit of living anywhere near minorities.

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