Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Apparently Wallaby's throw down. I thought all they did was get into whacky adventures with their bovine pals.
- 50 Cent is renting out his 21-bedroom mansion. I just need 74 other people who want to go in on it with me.
- This 12-year-old gypsy girl is way smarter than you. Plus she has all those cool scarves, so she's just killing it.
- Wal-Mart is selling a twerking dog. Because you can't just say you're the worst place on Earth.
- Spider-Man battled this heckling villain in Times Square. Then enjoyed a post-fight meal at famed NY eatery Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.
- Here are a bunch of beer references in honor of National IPA Day. Beer is good. Someone get me a beer.
- It's lingerie Friday! Which isn't a thing, but shut up and enjoy!