• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

It's Good To Be King

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 9, 2016 at 11:00AM

LionThreesome

Now I understand why Scar was so relentlessly jealous of Mufasa.

[via Izismile]

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First Timer

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2016 at 11:00AM

She also chewed the water for a solid minute before swallowing.

[via Imgur]

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Together, We Can

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 16, 2016 at 5:00PM

HIVRate

So this is one of those "if everyone's got it, no one's got it" type deals?

[via Daily Garlic]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 1, 2016 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

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So you quit your job.