She also chewed the water for a solid minute before swallowing.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
So this is one of those "if everyone's got it, no one's got it" type deals?
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Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.
So you quit your job.
This is how your plastic surgeon lets you know your implants are ready.
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Hopefully he's as talented at cunnilingus as he is at collage making.