Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The HeWee Go system is here to help you pee your pants. Meant for scuba divers, perfect for alcoholics.
- Draymond Green "accidentally" blasted Steven Adams in the balls. Now Adams doesn't have to worry about accidental babies.
- Man-eating crocodiles have invaded Florida. Florida is trying so hard to tell you not to go there.
- Someone found a chicken foot in their Chipotle burrito. At this point it seems like they're just trying to get shut down.
- People are mad that Leo took a private jet to get his environmental award. He felt bad about it, until he got back on his private jet and left.
- Which jobs will get you laid the most on Tinder? Surprised to see 'executioner' make an appearance in the top five.
- It's Monday again? Get those bras outta here.