He’s super thankful for Siri.
[via Lol He He He]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
I give this tattoo 2 freakishly small thumbs up!
[via Ugliest Tattoos]
I hope those footies are gasoline and homeless man urine proof.
[via The Chive]
Unfortunately, a suspenders tattoo won't prevent your pants from falling down, but it will prevent you from having sex with women who shave their armpits.