He’s super thankful for Siri.
[via Lol He He He]
I give this tattoo 2 freakishly small thumbs up!
[via Ugliest Tattoos]
I hope those footies are gasoline and homeless man urine proof.
[via The Chive]
Unfortunately, a suspenders tattoo won't prevent your pants from falling down, but it will prevent you from having sex with women who shave their armpits.