He’s super thankful for Siri.
[via Lol He He He]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
I give this tattoo 2 freakishly small thumbs up!
[via Ugliest Tattoos]
I hope those footies are gasoline and homeless man urine proof.
[via The Chive]
Unfortunately, a suspenders tattoo won't prevent your pants from falling down, but it will prevent you from having sex with women who shave their armpits.