Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Rihanna's music video without music is just her in the bath. And you know what? That's okay.
- Man sets world record by covering himself with 1.1 million bees. So the bees aren't actually disappearing, they're just all on him.
- SkyMall isn't dead after all! Thank God, because I need a new pair of laser garden shears.
- Planetary alignment will not shatter the planet with a 9.8 earthquake today. Well, probably not. But today's not over.
- Have you been pooping wrong your whole life? If I'm doing it wrong, why does it feel so right?
- Twin brothers arrested for throwing bricks at each other. Do we really have to involve Johnny Law in a family brick fight?
- Have a boobtacular Thursday!