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Seal Team Snatch

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 4, 2015 at 1:00PM

SealThief

We've said it before and we'll say it again guys… seals are total dicks.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Busted!

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Wouldn’t shock me in the slightest to see the Raiders use their first round draft pick on speed dad.

[via Cabster FVP]

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Watch Out For Falling Thieves

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2015 at 8:00PM

Not quite as masterful as Andy Dufresne’s escape from Shawshank but it worked and freedom was achieved.

[via Fail Blog]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 24, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Primate Suspect

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

PurseSnatchingMonkey

"Hello, sir. This is Becky with American Express fraud protection. Did you recently purchase 25,000 bananas?"

[via Catsmob]

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