Wouldn’t shock me in the slightest to see the Raiders use their first round draft pick on speed dad.
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Not quite as masterful as Andy Dufresne’s escape from Shawshank but it worked and freedom was achieved.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
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