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Posted by: Josh Keown | December 3, 2015 at 9:00PM


Bad news Santa Two and Three, Santa One is pretty much required to eat all those milk and cookies left out for him.

[via Imgur]

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A Perfect Event for Valentine's Day

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

This is so fake.  You can tell because the real Human Centipede only has 12 legs.

But people can dream…

[via Reddit]

Spoiler Alert: I Found You an Awesome Halloween Costume

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 10, 2011 at 12:00PM

Oh, my bad.  It's not a Human Centipede costume.  She just bought a couple of those new high-tech blow up dolls that eat ass.

[via I Am Bored]

'The Human Centipede 2' Is Almost Here

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 6, 2011 at 1:00PM

The end of the movie The Human Centipede left a lot of questions unanswered such as "What is wrong with me for having watched that?" and "How am I supposed to live with myself from now on?"

Well, luckily, The Human Centipede 2: (Full Sequence) is scheduled to arrive in American theaters on October 7th to help clear things up.

The trailer above is for the Australian version (Spring down under = Fall here) where the film is being shown unedited.  The movie required a few cuts to pass the censors here in the States and has been banned entirely in the UK which I can only assume means Queen Elizabeth watched it and was not a fan.

Why all the fuss?  Among other things, the sequel reportedly includes a new, super-long 12-person centipede and, of course, sandpaper masturbation.

Spoiler alert: If you're excited about this movie, you have issues.  Serious issues.

[via The Daily What]

Spoiler Alert: This Will Make Your Christmas Tree Look Awesome

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 9, 2010 at 12:00PM

Answering the question, "What do cookies and milk taste like the second and third time around?"

Thank you, Human Santapede.

[via BuzzFeed]