• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

It’s A Great Time To Be Alive

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 8, 2016 at 8:00PM

Cool, I don’t have to make any plans for the next 20 years.

[via Giphy]

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We Live In The Future

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 8, 2016 at 11:00PM


It's programmed to give you Resting Clown Face.

[via YouTube]

Where Can I Learn More About Your Policies?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

I can't wait for this girl to become our first and last female president.

[via The Chive]

The Laptop of the Future

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 18, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm looking forward to the future where I have a floating home, alien babies, and a iPad-TV screen-speaker-yoga mat-computer that I can roll up into a tube and sling onto my back like an architect.

What I am most excited about it, however, is the possibility that in the future, a soundtrack of techno-elevator tunes will just play at all times.

And I'll have a groovy bounce in my step as I hop into my flying car and head to my job at Spacely Space Sprockets where I'll use the speakers in my Rolltop computer to drown out the sound of my tiny tyrannical boss, Mr. Cosmo Spacely.

[via Bits & Pieces]

Best Captcha Ever

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 13, 2009 at 2:00PM

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Could this be what we have to get past in order to post crap like status updates on Facebook in the future?

I'm laughing out loud now– but it's only to cover my fear about the possibility of this being real at some point. Once we tell computers how to love, then we're giving them everything and suddenly we're going to find ourselves in a bad movie with Will Smith! I can't handle that! I hate Will Smith movies! Ahhh!

[via The Daily What]

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