• Caption Challenge

    I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Where Can I Learn More About Your Policies?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

I can't wait for this girl to become our first and last female president.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

The Laptop of the Future

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 18, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm looking forward to the future where I have a floating home, alien babies, and a iPad-TV screen-speaker-yoga mat-computer that I can roll up into a tube and sling onto my back like an architect.

What I am most excited about it, however, is the possibility that in the future, a soundtrack of techno-elevator tunes will just play at all times.

And I'll have a groovy bounce in my step as I hop into my flying car and head to my job at Spacely Space Sprockets where I'll use the speakers in my Rolltop computer to drown out the sound of my tiny tyrannical boss, Mr. Cosmo Spacely.

[via Bits & Pieces]

Best Captcha Ever

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 13, 2009 at 2:00PM

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Could this be what we have to get past in order to post crap like status updates on Facebook in the future?

I'm laughing out loud now– but it's only to cover my fear about the possibility of this being real at some point. Once we tell computers how to love, then we're giving them everything and suddenly we're going to find ourselves in a bad movie with Will Smith! I can't handle that! I hate Will Smith movies! Ahhh!

[via The Daily What]





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It's Finally Going to Happen

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | June 15, 2009 at 11:00AM

This article published on DailyGalaxy.com states that artificial intelligence will surpass human intelligence by the year 2020.  

Don't be scared; this is great!  I'm done sick and tired of doin' all this thinkin' on my own!  

I hope that means there will be robots to do everything for us- like that one in Pee Wee's Big Adventure that makes his breakfast for him. That's a fancy robot.

I've been waiting for that since I was nine.

[via Wall of Weird]