It's whatever. But have you seen the Taiwanese animation version? It's waaaaay better!
Wayne Manor is foreclosed on so Batman turns into Captain Walmart. He meets Bane in the check-out aisle and he's all like, "I'm Batman, BITCH!"
And then Batman's having nightmares probably because he sleeps in a GIANT bed with very uncomfortable looking pillows and a rug as a blanket.
Catwoman and Robin show up at the end to have a threesome which obviously makes Batman barf.
Hello, Fandango? Two tickets to "The Dark Knight Rises" please.