Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy covers his penis with fire ants. And reacts like a guy whose penis is covered with fire ants.
- NY rules that pole dances are an art form, lap dances are not. And champagne room BJ's fall somewhere in a gray area in the middle.
- Here's a gif of a girl on a bouncing ball. I dare you to watch it for less than an hour.
- Is Crystal Pepsi making a comeback? Talk to me when Surge makes its return and maybe I'll give a shit.
- This man got divorced, dug himself a cave, and has lived in it for over ten years. Kind of wishing I read this before I got married…
- This hot sauce prank is simple and brilliant. Now go ruin someone's day!
- Big boobs just make everyone happier.